darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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flowerette:

how is this even possible

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riddlemetom:

Happy Easter!!

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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thecraziethewizard:

by Jeremiah Probodanu

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baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

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